And for a measly $15 a month, you couldn't ask for a better deal.
Measly beef (that infected with the Cysticercus bovis) is easily recognized.
He told me he had killed snakes before - including a measly 13ft python - but had never taken one alive.
More on that soon, but first let's try to understand why a celebrity might leave a measly tip to begin with.
One account claims that she's not only leaves behind measly tips, she's also rude to the wait staff!