A rhinestone camo purse may teeter on the glamorous side, but unless it's completely covered in gleaming stones or employs the camouflage pattern very discreetly, chances are it won't pass muster at a truly dressy function.
Kitten heels are very small heels and you can teeter and totter on them just as much as any high-heel, but without the advantage of really elongating your leg.
It's truely a magnificent sight to behold, but sadly, this is about as good as it gets, and where everything starts to teeter in the wrong direction.
This height is perfect because it's not high enough to make you teeter unsteadily, and not low enough to make your calves ache.
However I cannot find a plank that can be used for the Teeter in any of the neighboring stores.