It was bigger and darker than a normal freckle, but it wasn't a mole and certainly didn't have a hair sticking out from it.
Then trouble, a huge berm with a large mound sticking out some 1/2 way around.
Then there is the enormous belt driven blower sticking out the side.
It has black plastic, lots of knobs, dials and buttons, and pieces of shiny chrome sticking out at surprising angles.
Well I see your molly coddled child STILL has the sticking out ears just like you then!