Add a flat patter or large dinner plate in a coordinating color or theme to the top.
You know how it's impossible for even the best real-life NFL quarterback to run to the right hash mark, and throw a no-look, 20-yard curl patter back to the left to a well-covered receiver?
There are hundreds of items available for animal lovers to purchase, including cat lady lounge pants, peace dove bathrobes or pitter patter lounge pants.
Perhaps there is a gadget that would make his or her heart go pitter patter.
During an EKG, small electrode patches are attached to the skin on the chest and connected to a computer that measures the heart's electrical impulses and records them in a zigzag patter on a moving strip of paper.