Skip the usual old-age gags and give your friend or family member a proper roast.
What's the point of living to a ripe old age if you can't enjoy yourself?
In my younger days I slept on the ground half the summer, but old age makes you stiff.
I figured I was getting absentminded in my old age and I tossed it when I was cleaning up.
To a youth and womanhood of storm and stress had succeeded an old age of serene activity and then of calm decay.