Maybe you could hire on as a nanny at Old Man Taylor's ranch.
What most people wondered when news broke of Hawke's affair with the nanny (whom Thurman hired) was "How do you cheat on gorgeous, successful, seemingly down to earth, mother of your children Uma Thurman?"
If you do opt to hire a nanny, if you have multiple children it may be more cost advantageous than if you have only one child, since often a nanny will charge the same fee to care for two children as for one.
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If you have serious concerns that something is amiss with your childcare provider or if your child is exhibiting signs of anxiety, you might choose to use a Nanny Cam without the knowledge and consent of your nanny.