Bright yellow contacts will have your eyes resembling the Mad Hatter's from Alice in Wonderland.
Thank the heavens then that Paul Bettany's mad as a hatter, albino assassin Silas is a terrifying presence.
A roller coaster fanatic may think the Mad Hatter Tea Party is boring, even though a 7-year-old may beg to differ.
If you are a Red Hatter, you'll want a tote bag featuring a red hat to carry to get-togethers.
However, by the time of the 1901 Census, he was living in the town and was working a felt hatter.
