Shoot him down with your slingshot and talk to him.
The monokini might have been disregarded for decades after its initial launch, but it has clearly been revived in ultra sexy swimsuit designs like the sling and the slingshot suspender bikini.
Body Body has a large selection of slingshot thongs, and features a more risqué version of the criss-cross; it gives you a nearly completely bare back and is cut narrower across the front.
The folding wrist support makes this slingshot easy to take along with you anywhere.
If this is done at extreme speed you have a very efficient slingshot.