As opposed to being a worldwide brand or tradeable commodity, non league sides exist to serve their communities.
A final position of 22nd left the largest city in Europe never to have hosted a top-flight team within two places of non-league football.
The following year saw him join non-league minnows Bacup Boro.
Booting old-fashioned footie games into non-league oblivion, Mr Soccer Robot Football is an exclusive Firebox signing, destined to become a footballing legend.
Certainly a player with the talent to keep pace with Wimbledon's ambition to rise through the non-league pyramid.