Luckily, help was at hand as I could never have pulled two drenched and highly indignant ewes from the Atlantic.
Luckily for those of us without a spare $8 million to spend on a lamp, the Tiffany lamp shades have inspired millions of pretenders that are every bit as beautiful as the originals - although slightly more affordable.
Luckily for you, black cocktail dresses that don't fall into the general category are readily available and look great in nearly any situation, so you'll be covered for anything from cruise ship to after-dinner drinks event.
Luckily, many of these creative types also like to share, so it is easy for even the most artistically challenged to find the right image to meet their needs, whether it's for a personal email or a corporate press release.
Luckily, Spanx sizes aren't too hard to decipher and there are charts available online to help you decide which size you need, whether you're shopping for panties, panty hose, maternity styles or even some of their clothing items.