Luckily, help was at hand as I could never have pulled two drenched and highly indignant ewes from the Atlantic.
Luckily for you, black cocktail dresses that don't fall into the general category are readily available and look great in nearly any situation, so you'll be covered for anything from cruise ship to after-dinner drinks event.
Luckily, Spanx sizes aren't too hard to decipher and there are charts available online to help you decide which size you need, whether you're shopping for panties, panty hose, maternity styles or even some of their clothing items.
A lack of vitamin C can cause split ends and breakage, which black hair is already prone to, but luckily popping a vitamin C supplement daily will not only keep black hair in tip top shape, but may ward off a cold or two.
Luckily for those of us without a spare $8 million to spend on a lamp, the Tiffany lamp shades have inspired millions of pretenders that are every bit as beautiful as the originals - although slightly more affordable.