If you like kitschy design, a white tree could be your crowning glory.
Became one as kitschy Danish town are playing outside.
Unless you're going for a kitschy look (think Pee-Wee Herman's lawn in "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"), you'll want to limit yourself to a certain number of ornaments, depending on how much space you have to work with.
The lawn furniture of the time was considered utilitarian, and kitschy in the decades following, but recently has found a dedicated base of fans.
You don't have to stick to white sheets - in fact, let your imagination go crazy with funny prints and kitschy styles!