And don't the cretins realize that Firework night is 5th November?
Thus would arise the confusion between Christians and Cretins.
However the true error is made by those who deride the supposed cretins, morons and seven year olds.
Yet these same cretins support the age of criminal responsibility being ten, one of the lowest figures in the world.
Don't you just love the pretentious cretins who try to plumb the depths of artistic endeavor?