Boob Tube - for either gender, wear the biggest, tackiest fake breasts you can find and glue an empty toilet paper or paper towel tube in the cleavage.
Choose something with a little boob support and accentuates your new trimmer waist.
I never let my friends down, I never made a boob, I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube.
FlirtyLingerie.com calls them "Boob Out Bra and Crotchless Thong Panty Sets" but they're the same as the other crotchless bra and panty set sites mentioned so far.
We Love Betty Boob - Dress up your car with a Betty Boop theme, using auto shades, visor organizers, decals, license plates, Betty Boop bobble air-fresheners, steering wheel covers, or hanging fuzzy dice.