Norfolk wants us to dig around up here before they go busting their backsides trying to drag the Chesapeake Bay for a body.
After an hour and a half of sore but thorough pleasure, they left, exhausted, with rosy cheeks, wet backsides and aching ankles for the warmth and comfort of Bird Song and mugs of steaming hot chocolate.
You'd have published photographs of their lacerated backsides.
Their policy seems to consist entirely of sitting on their fat backsides doing absolutely bugger all in response to enquiries from prospective customers.
I was called everything under the sun during these vigils and it was there that I was shown bare backsides by some Neanderthals.