In a mixing bowl, mix together everything except for your hard boiled eggs, ketchup and bacon.
First, tear off a corner of the ketchup pouch, large enough for the straw to fit in.
tomato salsa or sweetcorn relish instead of ketchup.
You are allowed to use 1 to 2 teaspoons of ketchup, mustard, or barbecue sauce.
One song that stuck in my mind sounded like a mixture between that " I eat cannibals " song and Las Ketchup.