Last night I spent $ 8 on lunch and a strawberry smoothie and $ 3 on a club soda at the dive bar.
In a Collins glass filled with ice, simply add the first three ingredients, stir the drink, and then pour the club soda on top.
In a tall glass, mix all ingredients except club soda.
If a stain does occur and tears follow, club soda really does a lot to quickly lessen the worst of it, so all the accompanying caregivers might want to have a little bottle handy, just in case.
You can remove spots yourself by dabbing at them with a cloth dipped in club soda or seltzer water.