Having a card with a picture of a wrench on it and the caption "I really wanna screw!" may be exactly what conveys your feelings of passion - but unless your sweetie has a sense of humor, the message is going to get lost.
Baby's closet may harbor a surplus of stylish clothes you can't wait to slip on your sweetie, but before you head to the hospital, make certain you have all you need and want to make your stay as comfortable as possible.
"I love you too, sweetie," Carmen answered.
"Middle ground, sweetie," she repeated with exaggerated innocence.