Tell his ditzy wife that if she won't do anything to keep the bastard away, we sure can't.
It was a comedy, and the characters in the part I saw was a very ditzy cleopatra (she was bathing in milk at one point), and a very gay ceasar, thats all I remember.
She plays the ditzy blond daughter of a rockstar who gets her trust fund yanked away from her.
Nick seemed to find the whole "ditzy blonde" routine endearing, and Jessica seemed to be riding that ditzy blonde routine right into the bank on a regular basis.
"I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb.