Once I located him, about as you'd expect—shocked, couldn't believe it, blah, blah, blah.
For months they were saying soft landing, stagnation, correction blah blah blah.
I want a blah blah boyfriend blah t-shirt please.
It said, 'this is Paul and his wonderful wife Jennifer whom I'll love forever,' blah, blah, blah.
Once I located him, about as you'd expect—shocked, couldn't believe it, blah, blah, blah.