In 2010, people were uploading one hundred million photos on Facebook every single day.
Facebook doesn't return her call.
More than that in Facebook status updates every day.
Now the "war stories" are about how Mark Zuckerberg was nineteen when he started Facebook, Bill Gates was nineteen when he started Microsoft, and Larry Page and Sergey Brin were in their early twenties when they started Google.
Linda gets the idea to call Facebook and see if she can advertise to people who change their status to "In a relationship."