It would simply slide on top of them like a giant green blancmange with a four-foot phallus.
The hero, wearing a giant wooden phallus with budgies painted on the end, clubs the heroine's donkey to death with it.
An erect phallus, carved on the wall, stopped us in our tracks.
The only unique feature is the occurrence of a large and a small conical tower at the southern end, which Bent and others considered to be representatives of the human phallus.
The substantial features of the ancient Dionysiac rites, including a ritual play by "goat-men" carrying a wooden phallus, may still be seen at Bizye, the old residence of the Thracian kings.