Put some glasses on your face, then lower them so they are at the end of your nose, then find the messiest hair you can find.
Hold competitions to see who can make the biggest pile, land the messiest jump, or make the silliest leap into the leaves.
Thanks to all the fashionable innovations that come with being a part of such an advanced era, though, now it's entirely possible to stay organized - even for the messiest among us.
For example, Santa might give the person with the messiest office a maid for the day, or the person who consistently spills coffee on his shirt might be given a set of bibs.